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This is just a few of the hostas Marilyn sells at her events.

Buy my book, HOSTAS, to get the full fictional story.
Marilyn has over 1200 hostas. She has about 700 different varieties. She sells her hostas at events while I am at home diligently working on the to do list that she gave me 6 years ago.  Please stop by one of her events and buy a hosta. This way she is more busy with her hostas and does not have time to check on my progress of her to do list.
My wife and I are planning on offering a new and exciting package plan in 2027.  We will be offering a hosta and a book for a low price of $49.00 total which includes shipping and taxes. The hostas will be ready to ship in May 2027. Starting in late March or April we will know which hostas will be available. The fabulous book is my book HOSTAS. The hosta will be a hosta of your pick. There will be a list of hostas available to choose on this page.

I joyfully support all of my darling wife's activities. This fosters the saying, happy wife, happy life. The rest of the story is happy husband, suspicions wife. I quietly advocate the seemingly thousands of dollars leaving our budget while being spent on hostas, dirt for the hostas, fertilizer for the hostas, backbreaking work digging holes to plant the hostas, moving the hosta three times and then putting the hosta in the place it was the first time, watering the hostas, body aching work weeding the hostas, all this with a return to us of $15 to $25 per hosta.
Here is a hint of what you will read about in the HOSTAS book. The back cover says it succinctly: The word HOSTAS is an acronym that reads:  HORTICULTURAL OBJECT STEALING TIME AND SAVINGS.